Chaos and Laughter, Chapter 2

"I opt for option one." Scootaloo said, a bored expression etched on her face. "Anything would be better than having to find another single colt. Remember the Hearts and Hooves day incident? And besides, I kinda liked those chocolate milk clouds."

"Well Ah opt for option one. Mah sister was in big trouble the last time Discord was out. And we nearly lost all ah crops because of him." Applebloom added, frowning at Scootaloo.

"I personally agree with Applebloom, Rarity almost squashed me with that dumb rock she brought in." Sweetie stated.

"Humph. Well I guess we could try Big Macintosh again." Scootaloo said.

"Ah'm not letting you guys use mah big brother again, remember last time? And besides, he's in love with Miss Fluttershy. You'd know that if we stopped crusading for one minute and got to know each other more."

"But talking is waaaaaaay to boring! We need to be doing action-y stuff!" Scootaloo declared.

"That's not even a word!" Sweetie cut in.

"What are you, a dictionary?"

"No, I'm just well educated!"

"Are you saying I'm stupid?!"

"Girls-" Applebloom tried to say, but was cut off.

"No, I'm just better at grammar than you!"

"You sound like Miss Rarity!"

"And what's so bad about my sister?!"

"Nothing, if you don't couldn't her picky neat girlyness!"

"Rarity is WAY better than that selfish, brute of a pony Rainbowda-"

"GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Applebloom yelled. "CAN WE ALL JUST CALM DOWN!!!!!"

"LOOK WHO'S TALKING, MISS SHOUTY-PANTS!!!!" Scootaloo said, turning to Applebloom.

And as they argued and argued, little did they know that right behind them, a certain statue was begging to crack.